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Melany Berger Guest Lecturer at UofA for Communication and eSociety

By on October 7, 2015 in Relationships
Melany Berger Guest Lecturer at the University of Arizona

I am going back to school tomorrow at the University of Arizona, not as a student but as a guest lecturer on some of my favorite topics besides rock n’ roll and sports. I will be lecturing the Communication and eSociety students about blogging, social media, and being a social media influencer tomorrow in Tucson, AZ! I am a proud #Wildcatforlife and can’t wait to go visit. It is so much fun going back to school and sharing how I started my business. Even better than that is I am given the opportunity to learn directly from the students about… Continue Reading

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Winning With Melany Wynn

By on October 1, 2015 in Relationships
Winning With Melany Wynn

When I started this blog a few years back there was not a blogger category for what I do today. Everyone wanted to force me into being a dating blogger and I didn’t want to be pigeon holed writing only about dating. There is nothing wrong with writing about dating because as you know, I do it all the time but I can only write so many posts about the idiots I have encountered in my lackluster dating life for so long. Plus, it is not good for my dating life. Like at all. When someone finds out I write… Continue Reading

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ROCK N’ BLING: Amy Winehouse & Ramones Inspired Accessories

By on September 10, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky
Chilli beans watches and sunglasses

Let me repeat! Bling and Rock n’ Roll are my favorite things! Amy Winehouse & Ramones inspired accessories from Chilli Beans are so much fun. Yes, that sentence might be a little confusing if you aren’t familiar with the brand Chilli Beans but I am here to introduce you and can assure you these aren’t your grandmother’s re-fried beans! Chilli Beans is a Brazilian Accessories label that has returned to its musical roots with limited edition Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired pieces! This has everything I love in the world: Bling and Rock N’ Roll!! Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired… Continue Reading

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Happy National Dog Day: Woofs, Wags & Kissezz from Teddy Brewski

By on August 26, 2015 in Snarky
Happy #nationaldogday

Congratulations and happy ‪#‎nationaldogday‬ to all of our favorite dogs and dog lovers out there! Since Teddy Brewski is the mayor of my building it is only fitting he has his own following! Do you follow him yet? @sirteddybrewski on Twittter and Instagram? You should. He is snarky barky. He makes my days so much more fun. I love him. Dogs are the best. Now, all I need to do is find him a gf and a me a bf and we will be all set. AND…. Congratulations to Teddy Brewski on being added to the first page of the… Continue Reading

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That Sh*t Cray: Kanye West MTV Video Vanguard NO!

By on August 25, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky

  Yes, you just read that right??!!!! I receive so many press releases but this one….I have to make time to share. Kanye West receives the video vanguard award from MTV. I can’t believe what I am reading. The music business has just solidified the fact that pop music is completely in the shitter. The music business has just solidified the fact that pop music is completely in the shitter. Click To Tweet LOS ANGELES, CA – August 25, 2015 – MTV is set to award Kanye West with the VMA’s highest honor, the “Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award,” for… Continue Reading

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You Say Rebellious, I Say Snarky Humor: Shoebox Cards

By on August 25, 2015 in Goodies

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Shoebox. All snarky thoughts are of course my own. People love jokes and funny sayings. It is a given. We all love to laugh in one way or another. It is good for your soul. I don’t call myself the queen of snark for no reason. I know a thing or two about rebellious humor and love to live life in the snark lane. If you haven’t been paying attention “Snarky is witty but younger and better looking”. Life is hard enough as it is so I firmly believe… Continue Reading

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Join Me On Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town With Miz Meliz Tonight 7/14

By on July 14, 2015 in Goodies
Join Me On Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town With Melissa Reyes Tonight 7/14

  One of my favorite southern California Lady Bloggers has created a cool new show called, “Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town” and she has invited me to be a guest this today Tuesday, July 14 at 6PM. It is streams live via Blab and Meerkat. Jump on it as it is sure to be a great show plus it is Melissa’s Birthday so we will be partying Tinsel Town style. BTW – I thought it was a podcast a first since I had never heard of Blab and had to clarify with her about the interface. Good, because I needed… Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version

By on June 21, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
Happy snarky fathers day

I have been waiting since Mother’s Day to post this photo my mom found of my dad! Guess which one he is? Yep, the one on the left. Nice bird. Ha!! This probably explains where my sense of humor comes from!! Lol. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy ever! I love you and wish I was there to spend this day together. Thank you for being the best ever! Hugs n’ Kissezz from Gizmo, Teddy Brewski and me of course!! ‪ So, does this explain where I get my snarky from? So, does this explain where I get my… Continue Reading

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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

By on June 11, 2015 in Snarky
Blow Me it's my bday!

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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I Created A Snarky Holiday

By on June 8, 2015 in Snarky
If doughnuts can have a holiday, I can create a new holiday. National don't be an asshole day. Now, who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

Today is the beginning of my birthday week! Yay! My mom is flying (to Arizona and yes it is hot) to play with me all week long so I will probably be doing a lot more shopping and a lot less blogging. I hope you can forgive me if I am a little MIA for the next few days but I need to shop and shop some more. But, before I go I  leave you with a snarky guydline for your viewing pleasure. This is for all of you posting pics of fried dough while I am on a cleanse…. Continue Reading

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The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

By on June 1, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

  Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky

By on May 13, 2015 in Snarky
Why People Like Memes 4

I have not done an installment of “Why People Like Memes” in a few months and since I am moving slower than my ex-boyfriend running for the last piece of cake at a party, I am pleased to present you with a few extra guydlines for your snarky, reading pleasure. Enjoy and hope you are having a stellar Tuesday morning. BTW – I am using the number 4 for this one since I get confused the higher the Roman Numeral goes. K? Better to be safe than sorry and called out by trolls later down the line, right? I am… Continue Reading

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