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Holy zzysh®: Don’t Waste a Sip Of Wine Or Champagne Again

By on August 7, 2017 in Goodies
Holy Zzysh: Don't Waste a Sip Of Wine Or Champagne Again

This post discusses a very important topic: indulging in alcoholic beverages of the champagne and wine nature over and over again with out wasting a sip. We all deserve a glass of wine or champagne once in a while, right? For some of us, that is more often than others. For me, I am a Prosecco drinker! I love it. It is light and refreshing which is mandatory while living in the Arizona desert. It is sweet but not too sweet. I don’t like anything or anyone too sweet. I don’t trust them and neither should you. But, back to… Continue Reading

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I Swiped Right On Your Face Because

By on August 3, 2017 in Relationships

I totally swiped right on your face because you have/are: 1. A clear mugshot as your main profile photo. 2. Posing with the infamous hand on your hip pose to hide whatever you think you are hiding but are not and everyone knows it. 3. A selfie of you in the gym sans sleeves and wired headphones in your ears with a perfectly pressed shirt. 4. Failed to fill out the one and only question listed on the app. 5. A picture with a bunch of ladies surrounding you. 6. A picture with a bunch of guys so I have… Continue Reading

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Win A 9 Foot FUNBOY Yacht Pool Float With Cooler For 2

By on August 1, 2017 in Goodies
Win A 9 Foot FUNBOY Yacht Pool Float With Cooler For 2

Happy dog days of summer! I wish I was on a boat on a tropical island with a NICE young man feeding me frozen grapes and filling a never ending glass full of fruity, frothy, alcoholic beverages with a little umbrella in them, but I am not. However, that doesn’t mean I can’t turn the hot summer days into my own little fun in my backyard with my menagerie, Teddy Brewski and friends right? As you all know I love my pool floats and have become quite the float aficionado and collector. They are great party toys, perfect accessories for… Continue Reading

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Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian

By on July 14, 2017 in Relationships
Dating & Texting No No's: Call Me If You Aren't Amphibian or Reptilian

Gentlemen. If you really want to get to know a girl better and perhaps go on a date, incessant texting lengthy interview-like questions is not going to cut it. Don’t have time for that. I type all day. I have around 100k of those types of relationships. Pick up a damn phone. I need to make sure you don’t sound like Kermit. Though, I hear that you need to kiss a lot of frogs. CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or reptilian. We know I have had plenty of both in my life.  CALL ME if you aren’t amphibian or… Continue Reading

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Holy Bullsnake

By on July 9, 2017 in Snarky
Holy Bullsnake

So, this really happened to me last week! I had a 7 foot snake at my front door in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Thankfully, I was able to rule out that he was not a Rattlesnake but the neighborhood Bullsnake. He is apparently my friend and eats mice, rabbits and even rattlesnakes so we will keep him around. Also, he will keep all the other snakes I date out of the area. I named him Petey after my college boyfriend’s snake, cat and dog. Yes, they were all named Petey! Read all these comments from my facebook post and laugh because… Continue Reading

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Fashion: No Mo Boho

By on May 10, 2017 in Snarky
Fashion: No Mo' Boho

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11AM PST Live on YouTube

By on February 28, 2017 in Goodies
Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11 PST Live on YouTube

Here is a friendly reminder that tomorrow is the day I will be on the University of Arizona’s Cats In The Corner Office web series. Set a reminder to join me live on YouTube where you can submit questions in real time during the show. Looking forward to hearing from all of you. I am an open book! DETAILS: Wednesday, March 1, 2017, 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Los Angeles 11 a.m.  |  Tucson 12 p.m.  |  Chicago 1 p.m.  | New York 2 p.m\! DIRECT LINK ON YOUTUBE Past guests include some very impressive Cats including Golden State Warrior… Continue Reading

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Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

By on February 20, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky
Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

You know I love doing videos and I have not done a snarky one in a while. Plus, it was raining this weekend and I thought I should put on my Gold Magnetic Face Mask from Adore Cosmetics and make a video. What else does one do in the rain? I didn’t want to just make a boring video applying the mask. I put some sparkely snark into it! You know? It is hard to look cute with a face mask on…. so I did my best! This video is funny.  It made me lol. Plus, I have received so… Continue Reading

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Blogger And Social Media Influencer: How to Work With Brands You Love #MediaChat Answers

By on February 18, 2017 in Goodies, Relationships
Being a Blogger/Social Media Influencer: How to Work With Brands You Love #MediaChat Answers

Wow, my #Mediachat guest spot last week with Aaron Kilby was a huge success! Thank you to everyone who attended and contributed. The numbers were insane and we even had an entire class from University of Florida there. I was the guest of honor and did not even know it! They were hungry Gators! I won’t hold it against them even though I am a proud Wildcat For Life! BEARDOWN Since there were so many tweets (thank you) I thought I would share the questions and tweet-able answers I prepared for the chat just in case you missed them. There… Continue Reading

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I’m the Guest On #MediaChat Thurs. 2/16/17: Working With Brands You Love

By on February 15, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky
I’m the Guest On #MediaChat Thurs. 2/16/17: Working With Brands You Love

Do you have plans tomorrow night? Now you do! Join me as I have been invited back to be the #mediachat guest on Twitter with Aaron Kilby. Aaron Kilby hosts #mediachat and he is one of my all time favorite people in social media and in real life. This twitter chat moves fast and is highly regarded as one of the top Twitter Chats. It is a chat not to miss! Trust me. It is hands down my favorite hours to spend on twitter and I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Please join us tomorrow… Continue Reading

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My Resolutions: Guyd For 2017

By on January 6, 2017 in Snarky
Take time to stop and smell the roses.

This year I am going to try a few new things. I am going to stick with these promises to myself because that is what resolutions are – aren’t they? I better or I am going to be really upset with myself. Plus, I will have no one to blame but me. 1. Make appointments in my calendar for “ME” time. Seriously. I have two “meetings” a week labeled in my calendar as “Zumba” and at least one titled “Golf Lesson”. I work hard and these “meetings” help with my sanity. The only way I can consistently attend them is… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

By on December 31, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky
Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

Happy and healthy new year to all of my family and friends near and far! KISSEZZ from Teddy Brewski and his assistant….me, of course! Let’s jump into 2017 and make this a better year than the last. (PLEASE) Be nice to one another. Be safe.  Be snarky. Be barky. Be happy.  Be healthy. Be prosperous. Be thankful. I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Click… Continue Reading

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