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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

By on June 11, 2015 in Snarky
Blow Me it's my bday!

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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I Created A Snarky Holiday

By on June 8, 2015 in Snarky
If doughnuts can have a holiday, I can create a new holiday. National don't be an asshole day. Now, who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

Today is the beginning of my birthday week! Yay! My mom is flying (to Arizona and yes it is hot) to play with me all week long so I will probably be doing a lot more shopping and a lot less blogging. I hope you can forgive me if I am a little MIA for the next few days but I need to shop and shop some more. But, before I go I  leave you with a snarky guydline for your viewing pleasure. This is for all of you posting pics of fried dough while I am on a cleanse…. Continue Reading

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Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

By on June 3, 2015 in Goodies
Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

I just hung up the phone with my mother discussing the difficulty in finding a cool Father’s Day card. I mean, why is it so hard to get something unique or funny for him? Is that too much to ask for on his day? Do I need to customize a card for him? Thankfully, I found a gift that I can customize for my dad. How cool does that sound? SHHH…… don’t tell him but I am getting him the DROID Turbo by Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon. You know I never like to be the same as anyone else… Continue Reading

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The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

By on June 1, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

  Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky

By on May 13, 2015 in Snarky
Why People Like Memes 4

I have not done an installment of “Why People Like Memes” in a few months and since I am moving slower than my ex-boyfriend running for the last piece of cake at a party, I am pleased to present you with a few extra guydlines for your snarky, reading pleasure. Enjoy and hope you are having a stellar Tuesday morning. BTW – I am using the number 4 for this one since I get confused the higher the Roman Numeral goes. K? Better to be safe than sorry and called out by trolls later down the line, right? I am… Continue Reading

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Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

By on May 7, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits
Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

I have Matt Williams rookie card in mint condition. My sister was the only girl invited to Barry Bonds birthday party when she was 7. My mom bowled with some of the wives from the SF Giants team circa 70’s and I learned how to fire a softball from the hot corner when I was just a little, snarky one. I grew up playing every sport under the sun. By the time I was in high school, I was an annoying date for any baseball game since I had the ability (and still do) to call pitch location before the… Continue Reading

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Exclusive Interview with Jane Seymour on Social Hangout: Mother’s Day

By on May 6, 2015 in Goodies, Relationships
Jane Seymour

Happy Mother’s Day week! If your mother is anything like mine she deserves to be honored 365 days a year. She has been there for me through both good and bad times. One day is not enough to thank her for everything she does and continues to do for me. I love my mom! She is a rockstar and the Queen Supreme of snark. In case you missed it, I had the privilege of interviewing Jane Seymour on Social Hangout last week talking about our mothers and Mother’s Day. BTW….I am the new co-host of Social Hangout on Fridays so… Continue Reading

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BOOM! Win A Sony PlayStation 4 Bundle And Wired Headset Worth $450

By on April 28, 2015 in Goodies
BOOM! Win A Sony PlayStation 4 Bundle AND Wired Headset Worth $450

Spring has sprung and the weather is gorgeous here in Arizona. Too bad I am never here to enjoy it for longer than 5 consecutive days at a time. But, soon I can picture myself laying by the pool and working on my tan. With all of my travels I realized that I have not hosted a giveaway in a while and you know how much I love giving away free products to my followers. Plus, I appreciate each and every one of you and thank you again for all of the support earning me the Shorty Award Vox Populi… Continue Reading

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MelanysGuydlines: Shorty Awards 2015 Vox Populi Winner In Blogger

By on April 21, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky
MelanysGuydlines at the Shorty Awards 2015

Happy day after the Shorty Awards! Thank you for 577 nominations from my followers which earned this blog the BEST award, the Vox Populi a.k.a. fan favorite in blogger at the 2015 Shorty Awards! That is the one I wanted. I am truly grateful! Plus, I couldn’t imagine having better dates than my parents who have been supportive since day one, no matter what life has thrown our way. It hasn’t EVER been easy but we have always had each other. I love you both! Thanks for sharing this trip and honor with me. I know my sister, Brenna would… Continue Reading

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Why I Social Podcast Featuring Melany Berger: Shorty Awards Special

By on April 20, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
whyisocial podcast with Melany Berger

Happy Shorty Awards Day and Night! The day has finally arrived for the Shorty Awards and I will be attending the show tonight. You can watch it live on ShortyAwards.com! But, before you watch the show make sure to listen to me on the Why I Social Podcast with Chris Barrows. I met (via twitter) Chris through my co-hosting appearances on Social Hangout with Eric Mitchell. Yes, I know that may be confusing to some who are not online as much as we are but I promise you that both of these men are putting out excellent and entertaining content not to be missed. I have been a guest on other podcasts but the Why I Social stands out. Chris is personable and flexible (with my crazy travel schedule). So, what makes his show stand out in a sea of content? Well, as he explains on the Why I Social… Continue Reading

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What Is A Good Word To Describe Someone Who Is A “DingDong”?

By on April 14, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
What is a good word to describe someone who is a "dingdong"?

I wonder how many times a day I shake my head at all the idiots I know? When I say that I work as a flytrap for all the stupid people in the world, I really do. So, what does one do when they can’t believe all the stupidy around them? One takes to Facebook to ask for a little help from their real friends. This is a real thread from my snarky friends on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who replied! I told you this was good for a post! When I say I work as a flytrap for all… Continue Reading

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