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Get Honest With Honestli: Win $50 Itunes Or Google Play Gift Card

By on December 29, 2014 in Goodies
Get honets with Honestli

I pride myself on bringing you the most honest and snarky reviews on life, products, events, apps and more. So, when Honestli contacted MOI with their new anonymous community giving people a forum to honestly express themselves via their app, I was intrigued. This is NOT a place for bullies, just honest expression and I love that. Each member can share their thoughts, opinions, vent on everyday life, and even confess their innermost desires or embarrassing mistakes! Honestli contacted the right blog to get the word out. Have you read my twitter rants before? I always say that you have to… Continue Reading

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Grab mike’s hard lemonade & join the Tw’elf Re-Gift-O-Rama

By on December 23, 2014 in Goodies
Grab mike’s hard lemonade & join the Tw’elf Re-Gift-O-Rama

If you have been following me on social media you know that my holiday season has been filled with gift guides, shopping, moving, remodeling, partying, and entertaining which only means one thing: I need a drink or an entire party pack for me, myself, and I (and my friends)! I know just the party pack. Have you guys seen the mike’s hard 12 bottles variety pack aka “Tw’elf pack” yet?  Have you  seen the mike’s hard @mhl 12 bottles variety pack aka “Tw’elf pack” yet? Click To Tweet The party pack is 12 bottles of all the best flavors of… Continue Reading

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Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II

By on December 9, 2014 in Goodies
Tis the season to shop! Snarky holiday gift guide 2014 PART II

What did you think of the first part to the gift guide? I thought so? So, now you are pruned and need to get moving out of that hot tub! Time is a wasting and you have places to go and people to impress. Grab the Good Earth Beauty Exclusive products from the natural online beauty and grooming retailer Good Earth Beauty  and get yourself scrubbed and prepped for the evening from their shampoos to body washes so that you can smell like heaven. My two favs are the lip scrub which I could definitely eat – it smells that… Continue Reading

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The Dumbest, Smart Place in the World: The Curse Of Levi’s Stadium

By on November 29, 2014 in Snarky
The Dumbest, Smart Place in the World: The Curse Of Levi’s Stadium

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed family, friends, turkey and football! I did but had an experience that I need to share with you because it was too funny not to write about. Here are my tips for the next time you attend a football game on Thanksgiving Day anywhere in the US but especially at Levi’s Stadium in aka the home of the San Francisco 49ers. TIP 1 – When going to the new Levi’s Stadium to watch the SF 49ers play (get beat up) on Thanksgiving day, make sure you take a bus and… Continue Reading

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Yakety-Yack: Talkin’ Behind Your Back

By on November 5, 2014 in Snarky
Yakety-Yack: Talkin’ Behind Your Back

Life is so strange. As soon as you are up something may knock you down. I am not talking about physically (yet some hangovers can be worse than others). What I am talking about is when you hear a rumor about yourself that you never knew before a.k.a. someone is talking behind your back? Why do people do this? Jealousy? Envy? Nothing better to do? No life? Needs (more) friends. Needs a better job. Needs to get on more social media. I am not one to shy away from contacting people straight away when I hear my name in other… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloween-ie: Dress Like A Slut Day

By on October 31, 2014 in Snarky
Happy Halloweenie - #dresslikeaslutday

Happy Halloween-ie to all of you! Halloween or Hoe-loween has become such a weird and slightly disturbing holiday. I don’t know when it became the norm to feel the need to wear less than ample amount of clothing on October 31st, but most feel the urge to do so. I (think I helped) coin the term “Dress Like A Slut Day” last year during one of my most watched YouTube videos because I am always honest and lets call a spade a spade, right? Now, it is funny (or sad) that #dresslikeaslutday is a hashtag on twitter.   Now, it is… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes III: Tired and Lazy

By on October 25, 2014 in Snarky

Yes, I am too tired and lazy to put on pants or makeup in this pic, yet everyone seemed to love it on my Facebook page. But, with a little creativity I can turn a totally innocent and peaceful picture into something snarky. I can’t tell you how many nice comments I got on my new profile pic (thank you) but the reality of the situation is that I was not relaxed or peaceful but stressed from moving. So, apparently I am a good actress but just blew my cover here. That’s ok. If I can’t make fun of myself… Continue Reading

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Why People Love Snarky Memes Part II – Naked & Afraid

By on October 22, 2014 in Snarky
Why people like memes II Naked & Afraid

I am traveling a lot….like, I live out of a suitcase. Too bad Tumi has not created a suitcase for the female over-packer, blogger like myself. My friends think I am a gypsy and I think they are right because I have no idea what zip code I am in -usually. Right now, it is much easier for me to talk in memes. People don’t love to read unless it is 140 characters, give or take a few. Throw in a cute picture or a bright color combined with a snarky saying and you are set. But, it can’t just… Continue Reading

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Spammers Beware: I’m Snarky, Have Social Media & Know How To Use It

By on October 14, 2014 in Snarky
Spammer beware: I have social media an I know how to use it

So, you know those annoying email blasts you get from companies you may have visited once online or given your email address to a million years ago? This includes those sites that magically get your email address without your knowledge. Well, I hate those people. Like as much as I hate telemarketers who call at the crack of dawn waking up my precious Teddy Brewski and me from much needed slumber. Actually, I despise them. Look, if I want to be on your email list – I will let you know. But, if I signed up and don’t want emails… Continue Reading

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Sometimes Don’t You Wonder “Why?” PART II

By on October 9, 2014 in Snarky
Dont you ever wonder why?

I need to do another installment of the “Why” posts because I am ADD and OCD like that and I left out some good questions. My mother always told me that asking “Why” is a sign of intelligence or annoyance depending on how old the person is. So, here we go… Why do people insist on slamming doors? Is it that hard to slowly close a door as a courtesy to others when you are living or residing in a place where others are within a football field radius? Just slowly place the door closed. I heard they work that… Continue Reading

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Win $300 Martian Passport Smartwatch You Can Talk & Listen On

By on October 1, 2014 in Goodies

You may have seen me sporting some new super cool gear on my wrist from Martian Watches. This is the perfect answer for anyone who always has their hands full with kids, dogs, beer or just can’t seem to locate that damn phone in your over sized purse or in wherever. This watch is not just a Smartwatch, it is smarter than all of the guys I have dated in the last year put together. This is not saying much for my taste in men but I have great taste in watches! The line of watches from Martian works both… Continue Reading

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How Snarky Are You? Quiz

By on September 24, 2014 in Snarky
how snarky are you quiz?

  Take this quiz I created with the help of Riddle App and tell me – How snarky are you? Take this quiz I created with Riddle App & tell me – How snarky are you? Click To Tweet Snark Royalty or just Snarky Junior? Everyone’s got a bit of snarky in him or her. Put your personality to the test. We will break down your inner snark and let you know where you reside in Snarkland! That may even be too much mention of the “S” word for me. Snark Royalty or just Snarky Junior? Everyone’s got a bit… Continue Reading

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