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Bang Your Head…Carefully

By on May 20, 2015 in Goodies
Bang Your Head..carefully

Bang your head….carefully! I write a blog but it doesn’t always mean I follow my own advice 100% of the time. I’m human! Plus, I can’t be held accountable when some good tunes come on from Metallica or Godsmack. And…..Teddy Brewski accidentally gave me a black eye. Don’t worry- I’m not pressing charges. But, I have frozen broccoli on my face and think the least he can do is get me some frozen corn for tomorrow. Still waiting to see if I’m concussed but pretty sure I am because I watched The Bachelorette and Dancing With The Stars. Question is… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky

By on May 13, 2015 in Snarky
Why People Like Memes 4

I have not done an installment of “Why People Like Memes” in a few months and since I am moving slower than my ex-boyfriend running for the last piece of cake at a party, I am pleased to present you with a few extra guydlines for your snarky, reading pleasure. Enjoy and hope you are having a stellar Tuesday morning. BTW – I am using the number 4 for this one since I get confused the higher the Roman Numeral goes. K? Better to be safe than sorry and called out by trolls later down the line, right? I am… Continue Reading

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Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

By on May 7, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits
Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

I have Matt Williams rookie card in mint condition. My sister was the only girl invited to Barry Bonds birthday party when she was 7. My mom bowled with some of the wives from the SF Giants team circa 70’s and I learned how to fire a softball from the hot corner when I was just a little, snarky one. I grew up playing every sport under the sun. By the time I was in high school, I was an annoying date for any baseball game since I had the ability (and still do) to call pitch location before the… Continue Reading

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Exclusive Interview with Jane Seymour on Social Hangout: Mother’s Day

By on May 6, 2015 in Goodies, Relationships
Jane Seymour

Happy Mother’s Day week! If your mother is anything like mine she deserves to be honored 365 days a year. She has been there for me through both good and bad times. One day is not enough to thank her for everything she does and continues to do for me. I love my mom! She is a rockstar and the Queen Supreme of snark. In case you missed it, I had the privilege of interviewing Jane Seymour on Social Hangout last week talking about our mothers and Mother’s Day. BTW….I am the new co-host of Social Hangout on Fridays so… Continue Reading

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MelanysGuydlines: Shorty Awards 2015 Vox Populi Winner In Blogger

By on April 21, 2015 in Goodies, Snarky
MelanysGuydlines at the Shorty Awards 2015

Happy day after the Shorty Awards! Thank you for 577 nominations from my followers which earned this blog the BEST award, the Vox Populi a.k.a. fan favorite in blogger at the 2015 Shorty Awards! That is the one I wanted. I am truly grateful! Plus, I couldn’t imagine having better dates than my parents who have been supportive since day one, no matter what life has thrown our way. It hasn’t EVER been easy but we have always had each other. I love you both! Thanks for sharing this trip and honor with me. I know my sister, Brenna would… Continue Reading

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Why I Social Podcast Featuring Melany Berger: Shorty Awards Special

By on April 20, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
whyisocial podcast with Melany Berger

Happy Shorty Awards Day and Night! The day has finally arrived for the Shorty Awards and I will be attending the show tonight. You can watch it live on ShortyAwards.com! But, before you watch the show make sure to listen to me on the Why I Social Podcast with Chris Barrows. I met (via twitter) Chris through my co-hosting appearances on Social Hangout with Eric Mitchell. Yes, I know that may be confusing to some who are not online as much as we are but I promise you that both of these men are putting out excellent and entertaining content not to be missed. I have been a guest on other podcasts but the Why I Social stands out. Chris is personable and flexible (with my crazy travel schedule). So, what makes his show stand out in a sea of content? Well, as he explains on the Why I Social… Continue Reading

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What Is A Good Word To Describe Someone Who Is A “DingDong”?

By on April 14, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
What is a good word to describe someone who is a "dingdong"?

I wonder how many times a day I shake my head at all the idiots I know? When I say that I work as a flytrap for all the stupid people in the world, I really do. So, what does one do when they can’t believe all the stupidy around them? One takes to Facebook to ask for a little help from their real friends. This is a real thread from my snarky friends on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who replied! I told you this was good for a post! When I say I work as a flytrap for all… Continue Reading

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Jump In Our #SocialBath On #SocialHangout With Eric Mitchell: Guest Michelle Killebrew

By on April 9, 2015 in Relationships
Jump In Our #SocialBath On #SocialHangout With Eric Mitchell: Guest Michelle Killibrew

  There is no water shortage in Arizona and I am bathing in a #socialbath glow full of positive bubbles from last weeks #SocialHangout (that trended for nearly 7 hours on twitter). If you missed it, I had the honor of being a guest host along side Eric Mitchell and Vincenzo Landino while we spoke with Tamara McCleary. Tamara is one of the most beautiful women I have had the pleasure of speaking with in my social media journey, both inside and out. There was magic in that show. How much magic? Well, I will just let you know that… Continue Reading

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Grateful: #SocialHangout Trending on Twitter For 7 Hours

By on April 4, 2015 in Relationships
Grateful: #SocialHangout Trending on Twitter For 7 Hours

  Grateful is what I feel today! It is so easy in our lives to get caught up in the minutia of daily tasks and forget to take the time to smell the roses. Life is not always easy but we all need to take the time to be thankful for what we have, the people in our lives and our relationships. I feel extremely blessed to have met some incredible people on this long, strange trip called life. So, this weekend when you are with your friends and family – remember, love one another. Life is too short not… Continue Reading

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Don’t Do These Things At A Social Media Conference

By on March 24, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
How big is your Klout? #smmw15pickuplines15

And…. commence packing ….again! I hate packing but have decided not to fully empty my suitcase any more because I am always on the road. Thanks to BMW for giving me this M suitcase so I can travel in style. And where am I off to next? Well, Social Media Marketing World in San Diego, CA. This is by far one of the best conferences and I highly suggest attending if you have the chance. Last year, I wrote a post called 16 Things Not To Do At (Any/Social Media) Conference and I just re-read that post and LOL’d. No… Continue Reading

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Are You Feeling Lucky This St. Patrick’s Day? You Need VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle

By on March 17, 2015 in Goodies
Snarky, Barky and Melarkey

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of you! Hope you have a fantastic day today. Pinch me! I just got back from Las Vegas and have over 2000 emails to check so not sure I will be having the most memorable celebration until I get through all of these. Then, I can promise you I will need a bunch of drinks. I did come home to one of the cutest packages from VH1. They sure thought I was going to get lucky tonight. Check out this adorbs Walk of Shame Survival kit from the new hit show, “Walk of Shame… Continue Reading

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Video Did Not Kill The Radio Star: 16 Times I Wish I Had Video Proof

By on March 7, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Snarky
recording my life because weird things are attracted to me like flies to shit

I am going to tell you something that might not surprise you. People don’t love to read. I would totally look at pretty pictures and funny videos if I could learn everything I needed to know by doing just that. Wouldn’t you? I am so ADD and OCD that sometimes I can’t even re-read my own blog posts. But, don’t tell anyone because that could be a bad look for someone who blogs full time. HA! Anyway, watching a video is so much fun. I wish I had my camera on me for so many experiences I have had along… Continue Reading

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