It’s one of my favorite times of the year! Bring it on! What am I talking about? I am talking March Madness tournament people. Of course, it makes it a lot sweeter that I just got back from watching my University of Arizona Wildcats win the Pac 12 championship in Las Vegas last week and that they won yesterday for their first showing in the NCAA tournament. If you haven’t noticed I love my sports, music, fashion, snark and can’t help but share with you on this blog. The 6 questions I get asked all the time are: What do… Continue Reading
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Are You Ready For The College Hoops Tournament? Win $400 From Retro Brand: 3 Winners
Why hello there! How many of you caught the SNL 40th Anniversary special last night? What did you think? I loved it. Great show! I could have had #morecowbell #sitdownkanye and Eddie Murphy’s laugh should have made an appearance. Also, where was Drunk Uncle? The only person I saw was David Spade with a mini bottle? Snarky! Anyway….. Love me some laughs and sports obviously from the title of this post! Well, we are all sad that football season is over but do you know what that means? It means that it is almost College Hoops Tournament time. Basketball!… Continue Reading
Nominate MelanysGuydlines (@Melanyb12) for a Shorty Award in Blogger!
Well, there has been a lot going on over here at MelanysGuydlines lately. Right now, I am neck and neck for first place in a shorty award for blogger. YES! I just need one more vote to be tied for #1. WOOHOO! But, I need your help to take that first place slot. Can I count on you? Last year I was up for this award and missed it by one slot. I know my snarky followers are not going to let that happen in 2015, right? Thank you to all that have nominated me for a shorty award… Continue Reading
Win A Sony Play Station 4 & Madden NFL 15 Worth $450: No Deflated Balls For Super Bowl
In honor of Super Bowl being right in my back yard (Phoenix) and the fact that I love my football more than most girls, I am giving you a chance to win a brand new Play Station 4 Console with the Madden 15 game so you can play with fully inflated balls! How cool is that? I want to play. Plus, I dislike the Sea Chickens, did grow up with Tom Brady and played softball (on purpose) with his sister so…. I couldn’t help myself with this tweet because it is true…and snarky. I am giving you a chance to… Continue Reading
Get Honest With Honestli: Win $50 Itunes Or Google Play Gift Card
I pride myself on bringing you the most honest and snarky reviews on life, products, events, apps and more. So, when Honestli contacted MOI with their new anonymous community giving people a forum to honestly express themselves via their app, I was intrigued. This is NOT a place for bullies, just honest expression and I love that. Each member can share their thoughts, opinions, vent on everyday life, and even confess their innermost desires or embarrassing mistakes! Honestli contacted the right blog to get the word out. Have you read my twitter rants before? I always say that you have to… Continue Reading
Grab mike’s hard lemonade & join the Tw’elf Re-Gift-O-Rama
If you have been following me on social media you know that my holiday season has been filled with gift guides, shopping, moving, remodeling, partying, and entertaining which only means one thing: I need a drink or an entire party pack for me, myself, and I (and my friends)! I know just the party pack. Have you guys seen the mike’s hard 12 bottles variety pack aka “Tw’elf pack” yet? Have you seen the mike’s hard @mhl 12 bottles variety pack aka “Tw’elf pack” yet? Click To Tweet The party pack is 12 bottles of all the best flavors of… Continue Reading
Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II
What did you think of the first part to the gift guide? I thought so? So, now you are pruned and need to get moving out of that hot tub! Time is a wasting and you have places to go and people to impress. Grab the Good Earth Beauty Exclusive products from the natural online beauty and grooming retailer Good Earth Beauty and get yourself scrubbed and prepped for the evening from their shampoos to body washes so that you can smell like heaven. My two favs are the lip scrub which I could definitely eat – it smells that… Continue Reading
Win Official Lucky Star from International Star Registry ® : 2 Winners, $110 Value
It is that time of year where we are all scrambling to find the perfect gift. Of course, you could buy someone flowers or give them chocolate but why not go to the extra mile? Like all the way to the Cosmos in our galaxy better known as the Milky Way. I mean – how cool is that? Did you know that you could officially name a star? The International Star Registry ® can make this dream come true for you. All I had to do when naming my star was decide on the name. This could be anyone –… Continue Reading
Win A Trip to LA, Coachella VIP & More From Lenovo & Microsoft’s #TeamUp With Timbaland Sweeps
Ella…Ella…Ella…..Read this entire post to find out how you can win one of the coolest contests yet! Yes. How amazing is this? Can you believe that I worked in the music business for ten years and never went to a Coachella Festival! What is wrong with me? Can you say workaholic? And now….I have a chance to offer you guys the opportunity to go! Let me explain the Lenovo & Microsoft’s #TeamUp With Timbaland Sweeps to you. REWIND. So, last month, Lenovo and Microsoft teamed up with Timbaland (love and yes I am a rocker but love him) to create… Continue Reading
Win $300 Martian Passport Smartwatch You Can Talk & Listen On
You may have seen me sporting some new super cool gear on my wrist from Martian Watches. This is the perfect answer for anyone who always has their hands full with kids, dogs, beer or just can’t seem to locate that damn phone in your over sized purse or in wherever. This watch is not just a Smartwatch, it is smarter than all of the guys I have dated in the last year put together. This is not saying much for my taste in men but I have great taste in watches! The line of watches from Martian works both… Continue Reading
Get Some Satisfaction: Win $100 Official USA Network’s “Satisfaction” Kit
What gives you satisfaction? Do you measure your satisfaction by job success? Wealth? Love? Happiness? I think most of us would agree with Mick Jager when he sings “I can’t get no satisfaction” in life. Achieving satisfaction is harder than ever these days with the advent of technology. I am not talking getting to the next level of Candy Crush but I am talking about communication. Text messages, emails and non-verbal communication lead to many issues interpersonal relationships never experienced before (like mine). Like life was not complicated enough – now, we need to read between the lines and guess… Continue Reading
Win $150 Total from Zazzle: Including Customizable iPhone 6 Case
It was raining cats and dogs today and I swear I stepped on a poodle. WOOF. It was raining cats and dogs today and I swear I stepped on a poodle. WOOF. Click To Tweet But, if you followed me last week you know that I was having a crazy (good) week! Hope you did too. There are many fun opportunities happening at MelanysGuydlines and I have to share the latest with all of you. Just last week I was sent the cutest thank you gift from Riddle App – Look! Love it! They personalized the mug as a gift… Continue Reading