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Rosé All Day For My Birthday

By on June 12, 2018 in Snarky
Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-something Birthday ever! It has been a wild year full of way too much stress and weird experiences. Like I always say “ I am flytrap for stupid people” and this year was no exception. Let’s hope I am losing some of that stickiness this year. Please! There is only so much snark one person can share. Seriously! THIS year I need to recite… Continue Reading

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Snarky: With A “Y”

By on June 6, 2018 in Snarky
cactus dress

Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon as I am totally rested and recharged! If you are missing me, you can always check me out on my social media channels. See those little icons in the top right hand corner – use them. I am posting there and promise it will not disappoint. I hope. So, in the meantime let me share with you my favorite compilation of videos for… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

By on March 17, 2018 in Snarky
Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now!   Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage

By on January 25, 2018 in Snarky
The Higher The Hair The Closer Your Tickets Are To The Stage

I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading

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Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us

By on January 12, 2018 in Snarky
Blogger Blooper Outtake: It Happens To The Best of Us

  I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

By on December 31, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky
New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

By on December 23, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky
happy holidays and pawlidays snarky friends

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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My Single Holiday Jingle

By on December 22, 2017 in Snarky
My Single Holiday Jingle

  Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading

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Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms

By on December 19, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Snarky
Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms:

Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Hotel in Scottsdale with a plethora of places to capture her impromptu photo shoot in her dress or shirt (wasn’t quite sure which one) but sure the bathroom works. Why not? So, I took more than a few pictures of her like a seasoned blogger does, holding the phone above my eyes with the mandatory downward angle ensuring maximum flattering… Continue Reading

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Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski

By on November 30, 2017 in Relationships, Snarky
Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski

Happy after Thanksgiving week! WOW! It has been insane over here! What about for you? I wanted to post this video last week but life happened. You might have seen it on social media but if not, here it is. I luckily have the rights to the cutest video on the Internet right now (IMO). Are you ready for a daily dose of cuteness with my main man Teddy Brewski? Here you go! I am totally calling this video “Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski” and we want you to enjoy it as much as we… Continue Reading

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