The world of online dating is a tricky one. And if the Manti Te’o story and other “Catfishing” tales have taught us anything, it’s that you can’t trust everything on the internet. Who’s to say who (or what) is on the other end of that phone or computer. This is why I send girls dick pics.
Meet Dixon Richard – Our “guy’d” blogger Dixon Richard is a 34-year old, single man, based in Chicago. He is originally from Brooklyn and has not lost his edge from moving to the Midwest. When not checking out the local music scene for up and coming acts, he enjoys spending time with his pup GG (Grey Goose abbreviated – good man). (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
Close your eyes and try to remember the first time you heard Rihanna and didn’t get her confused with some cookie-cutter American transplant pop stars (whether or not you have working ears and a halfway decent taste in music is beside the point, but I will judge you regardless). **Stay snarky my friends!**
You all already know me from melanysguydlines.com but I thought it was about time that I step out from behind my avatar’s shadow and introduce the REAL Mel G and Teddy B. (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
A little follow up to my last post about Valentines Day possibly being the worst dating holiday of the year (promise not to discuss this for another year). Of course, me being ME – I did receive a weird pre-Valentine message from some dumb guy that would not stop texting me from the moment I (accidently) gave him my number (months ago). (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
Here is a little piece I wrote for Travelvegas.com. Now, these are what I call great Valentines Dates! HELLO – YOU! Are you ready to be my Valentine this year? Come on! I don’t always bite (only unless you ask). These dates will get you where you want to go. Trust me and take notes! I am accepting applications now. GO! (Hopefully it will not take me that long to get a GREAT date). (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
Yes! Golf: the George Clooney of sports events. You know? Gets better with age. Now you try? Anyway, I wanted to post this a long time ago! Since most of you know, some dumbass decided to hack the site and has thrown everything off a bit. It went a little something like this…. (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Winner of the Super Bowl contest is Steven Berman!!! Here is the quote that won the $200 prize to NFLshop.com. I think he will buy some Niner or San Francisco Giants gear! (Just a guess!) Next time, I promise not to make the contest so complicated. (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
Prize worth up to $100!!! I have wanted to give back to all my wonderful supporters for a while now. I am cooking up a great surprise for ALL of you in the next few weeks and actually want the prize myself. But, in the meantime we have a little wager going here at melanysguydlines.com and want to know which MG’s Avatar picture you like the best. If you could not tell, we are creative people and super passionate about a few things: Humor, music, and SPORTS! The contest is as follows: (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
Yeah! My 49ers are in the Super Bowl. I am very excited – but, for REAL. I was born and raised a San Francisco 49er fan and cheer them on win, lose, or draw. I have never been a fair-weather fan. Actually, I am not fond of bandwagon jumpers, period. Sure, it sucked standing outside last year in a full body sized, clear, condom, doubling as a rain parka with ripped pockets allowing the pouring rain in and soaking (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**
I decided to take my own advice and “put on my big girl panties” and jump into the bloggers universe full force by attending the New Media Expo in Las Vegas. At first, I was a little hesitant to go to the convention, as I am fairly new to the blogosphere and thought that if the people were anything like the people in the music business they were not the friendliest in the world and there would not be much learning….just a lot of partying (which is Ok but I need to learn how to make some money with this… Continue Reading
So here we are, the first official work week in January. I don’t know where everyone was after the first, but I started working last week. It seems like an eternity since New Years Eve, which I am stoked to report was an absolute blast. I lost 12 hours of my life but I have great pictures to prove that my best friend and I had an amazing time (and so did the other guys, Teddy, cat, horse and rabbit in the pictures). Don’t ask! I have not had a dating story in a long time. Partly, because I have… Continue Reading
