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I Am Most Thankful For…..REMIX Thanksgiving 2018

By on November 22, 2018 in Snarky

Happy Thanksgiving! This post is a classic remix from when I first started this blog in 2012! It gave me a LOL! Feel free to add to it in the comments. I am THANKFUL for: Being raised by the 2 most amazing people who have been supportive through all my 9 lives and taught me never to be scared of my own shadow. Being blessed to have had a sister that I shared everything with and knowing that she is watching over me every day. Having the strength to kick ass literally and figuratively. Puppies. All of them, especially Teddy… Continue Reading

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Win 2 Def Leppard/Journey Tickets Of Your Choice, ICJUK + Prize Pack $600

By on September 4, 2018 in Goodies
Win 2 Def Leppard/Journey Tickets Of Your Choice, ICJUK + Prize Pack $600

Hello there! Did you read that right? I am super excited to share this rockin’ giveaway with you! I wanted to make sure that I continue to bring you only the best giveaways here on MelanysGuydlines and this one is for the books! I’m Not Foolin’ you. You ready to Rock, Rock Til’ You Drop? Well, I am always ready! So, Pour Some Sugar On Me because this giveaway is so “hot sticky sweet” that it might cause mass Hysteria! YES! If you haven’t had a chance to see Def Leppard live, you must enter this giveaway now! If you… Continue Reading

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Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

By on August 29, 2018 in Relationships, Snarky
Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

Thank you to VoyagePhoenix Magazine for interviewing me for their feature as a top Trailblazer/Influencer in Scottsdale. Honest and real answers about what make me who I am, where I came from, inspirations, what I have overcome and an all around really informative interview for friends, family and followers. Some of you might know and most of you don’t! You have never walked a day in my shoes and I have not walked a day in yours but this gives a glimpse of moi. Enjoy! Can you briefly walk us through your story – how you started and how you… Continue Reading

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Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

By on July 23, 2018 in Snarky
Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

Remember the days when you could walk into a store and shop for things that were actually in the store? You didn’t have to ask for a size and have the retail associate tell you to order it online. If I wanted to sit at home and buy these ugly styles from the comfort of my own home, I would. I came to this store to see and try on these drapes, I mean, clothes. I want to see them, feel them and try them on so that I could decide if it looks like I am wearing my grandmother’s… Continue Reading

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VoyagePhoenix Lists MelanysGuydlines: Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona

By on July 22, 2018 in Goodies
VoyagePhoenix Lists MelanysGuydlines: Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona

I hope everyone is staying cool and enjoying the summer! It is hot here and going to hit 118 in the valley of the sun next week a.k.a. Phoenix, Arizona. I am very pleased to share with you that MelanysGuydlines was featured by VoyagePhoenix Magazine as a Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona. “VoyagePhoenix owes a huge debt to the incredible local community of influencers – from fashion bloggers to foodies – who put in countless hours of work uncovering hidden gems throughout Phoenix, Scottsdale, Tempe and more. We’d like to introduce you to some of the city’s most gifted tastemakers… Continue Reading

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Rosé All Day For My Birthday

By on June 12, 2018 in Snarky
Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-something Birthday ever! It has been a wild year full of way too much stress and weird experiences. Like I always say “ I am flytrap for stupid people” and this year was no exception. Let’s hope I am losing some of that stickiness this year. Please! There is only so much snark one person can share. Seriously! THIS year I need to recite… Continue Reading

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Snarky: With A “Y”

By on June 6, 2018 in Snarky
cactus dress

Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon as I am totally rested and recharged! If you are missing me, you can always check me out on my social media channels. See those little icons in the top right hand corner – use them. I am posting there and promise it will not disappoint. I hope. So, in the meantime let me share with you my favorite compilation of videos for… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day To The Best Mom: MINE

By on May 13, 2018 in Relationships

Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the BEST mom in the world – mine! I do not know what I would do without her. She is my everything and I feel so lucky to have her as my mom. Like I have said in the past, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is so special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being… Continue Reading

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The Most Important Ingredient to Happy Relationships

By on May 10, 2018 in Relationships

This post by Laura today is spot on! The reason I haven’t been posting as often is that I am taking time for myself! Time to love myself! Words of wisdom in this post. Take it away….. Relationships are a lot like recipes, in that there is a recipe for relationship success and there’s a recipe for relationship misery. Of course, you need to use quality ingredients in order to create a beautiful cake, as if you use rotten ingredients then the end result isn’t going to taste nice, and if you miss an essential ingredient, the cake simply won’t… Continue Reading

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Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

By on April 11, 2018 in Goodies, Greatest Hits, Relationships
Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

A few months ago, I was offered a dream campaign for my Instagram account from MillerCoors unveiling the new Arnold Palmer Spiked drink at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. This campaign was a perfect fit for me for all of these reasons and more: 1. I like to drink. I really like spiked lemonade drinks that taste good! 2. I love to golf! I would rather be golfing now. 3. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is one of the coolest events I have ever been to and I have been to A LOT of events. I mean….it is called the… Continue Reading

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