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Snarky Tales: Humor From a Girl With A Dog & A Blog

Snarky Tales from a girl with a dog and a blog

So, I am super proud of this: My first online publication on Issuu! It was hard to pick which posts should be included in this installation so I went with a bunch of my greatest hits. Hope you like it because I laughed re-reading these. I can’t believe these have all happened to me, but they have. Sit back, relax, grab a drinky-poo and enjoy! BTW – The easiest part of creating this magazine was the name: Snarky Tales: Humor From A Girl With A Dog & A Blog Snarky Tales: Humor From A Girl With A Dog & A… Continue Reading

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Tinder for Shoes? Shoe Swipe

We all know that I have been on Tinder a time or 100 and for some reason no matter how many not so great guys I have met on there, I go back for more. It is addicting. Like gambling, but I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. Click To Tweet It is so fun showing people Tinder and how easy it is to just x out someone’s face like yelling “NEXT” at… Continue Reading

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21 Things I Can’t Travel Without

21 Things I Can’t Travel Without

If you have been keeping up with me that is better than what I am doing. I was actually in one place for longer than two months in July and August and my suitcase called to tell me that he needed a workout, so I obliged. People always tell me I need to put roots down but every time I try to put down the anchor other things pop up in my schedule that need to be attended to for work. Just this week, I traveled from Scottsdale, AZ to Beverly Hills, CA and then next week I will travel… Continue Reading

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Get Some Satisfaction: Win $100 Official USA Network’s “Satisfaction” Kit

win USA network kit worth $100

What gives you satisfaction? Do you measure your satisfaction by job success? Wealth? Love? Happiness? I think most of us would agree with Mick Jager when he sings “I can’t get no satisfaction” in life. Achieving satisfaction is harder than ever these days with the advent of technology. I am not talking getting to the next level of Candy Crush but I am talking about communication. Text messages, emails and non-verbal communication lead to many issues interpersonal relationships never experienced before (like mine). Like life was not complicated enough – now, we need to read between the lines and guess… Continue Reading

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Dating Warnings: The Shirt Test

Dating warning: The shirt test

I have learned a few things navigating the dangerous shark infested dating waters along the West Coast and that is make sure you date a guy before, on and after the first of the month to make sure he sticks around for another month. Don’t get too close too fast because you never really know who or what you are dealing with. Just like the infamous “Dear John” who boasted that he created DSL and walked on water when in reality he couldn’t afford a bottle of Evian and slept on his sisters couch.  the infamous “Dear John” who boasted… Continue Reading

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Win $150 Total from Zazzle: Including Customizable iPhone 6 Case

It was raining cats and dogs today and I swear I stepped on a poodle. WOOF. It was raining cats and dogs today and I swear I stepped on a poodle. WOOF. Click To Tweet But, if you followed me last week you know that I was having a crazy (good) week! Hope you did too. There are many fun opportunities happening at MelanysGuydlines and I have to share the latest with all of you. Just last week I was sent the cutest thank you gift from Riddle App – Look! Love it! They personalized the mug as a gift… Continue Reading

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Social Media Galore: Jump In With Me For #MediaChat on Twitter

Join me for #mediachat and how to stand out amoungst the crowd with a blog and social media channels

Today is a great day (well, besides the dating life part – lol) because I’m honored to be the guest on Aaron Kilby’s #MediaChat. I met Aaron via twitter and his invitation is truly a testament to the overwhelming support of my social media network no matter what zip code I reside. Twitter followers are the best and more supportive than most of my RL friends. I am happy to call Aaron a RL and Twitter friend now. Remember that post I did about getting social for the Cox Communication #CoxGigLife event at the Diamondbacks game? This was the first… Continue Reading

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Digital Pen Pals: Online Dating Time Wasters

Digital Pen Pals: Online Dating Time Wasters

Social Media rocks and advances in technology are cool but it is killing my dating life. I can’t remember the last time a guy actually picked up the phone and called me. Also, what is the deal with online dating and guys just wanting to be just texting or email pals? I have enough pals-PAL.  what is the deal with online dating and guys just wanting to be just texting or email pals? I have enough pals-PAL. Click To Tweet If we have been talking via the computer or some other typing device I want to meet before Teddy Brewski… Continue Reading

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Guydlines for a Fun Labor Day Weekend

labor day fun

For most of you, it is a long weekend. For social media people, it is never a weekend. Social Media never sleeps and as you all know – neither do I. But, I am promising myself that this weekend will be different. I am a liar. But, I am going to TRY really hard. You read it here first and I hate to let you down. At least I am tired this time from doing so many new things. I am “re-tired” after looking at all the pics I wanted to include in this post so let me try and… Continue Reading

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VOTE For Your Favorite Blimpie FanMercial & You Can Win HUGE

It is not the VMA’s (which were horrific btw and make me a little concerned for our youth and the future of the music business). It is not the Emmy’s, which sadly I missed last night because I am doing big things here in the desert but, I do have a few super cute and short videos created by talented Blimpie Sub Shop fans that you need to watch! Plus, they need your vote – ASAP because the voting ends August 31st (you can vote daily). You know “Blimpie, America’s Sub Shop”? These Subs sandwiches that are super yum and… Continue Reading

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Win $150 from Target & Back To School Deals

win $150 target

School’s out for summer…… no more 🙁 – SAD FACE But, back to school means we all get to go shopping even if we are not still in school because there are amazing deals out right now. I mean….check out my sidebar for offers from great brands that I don’t want you to miss. For example,  I just bought another one of my favorite tops from Fanatics. This one! So cute – LOVE IT! I bought 2 more because I always need Wildcat gear to sport while in my rivals territory of Phoenix, Arizona. You know those little Devils? I… Continue Reading

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