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Are You Feeling Lucky This St. Patrick’s Day? You Need VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle

By on March 17, 2015 in Goodies
Snarky, Barky and Melarkey

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of you! Hope you have a fantastic day today. Pinch me! I just got back from Las Vegas and have over 2000 emails to check so not sure I will be having the most memorable celebration until I get through all of these. Then, I can promise you I will need a bunch of drinks. I did come home to one of the cutest packages from VH1. They sure thought I was going to get lucky tonight. Check out this adorbs Walk of Shame Survival kit from the new hit show, “Walk of Shame… Continue Reading

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Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway

By on March 10, 2015 in Goodies
Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway

My travel schedule is insane the next month! They are all good things though. I am off to Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tourney, then San Diego for Social Media Marketing World and then to New York for the Shorty Awards (fingers crossed because I am a finalist in blogger). With all this travel, my poor skin takes a beating. I mean really. So, I found this little trick a while back and it is called evian® Facial Spray. It is a little bottle so it fits in my purse and when I look a little less than snarky,… Continue Reading

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It Is International Women’s Day Every, Single Snarky Day!

By on March 8, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
It is Women's Day Every Single, Snarky Day!

Today is International Women’s Day and I come from an amazing family of exceptional women. I am very proud to be a strong woman and owe that to my grandmother, mother, and sister as my daily inspirations in life. The word “Hero” is the only choice to describe all three of them. They are and were my strength and what pushes me to be a better woman every day. Being a determined, hard working woman… Continue Reading

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Video Did Not Kill The Radio Star: 16 Times I Wish I Had Video Proof

By on March 7, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Snarky
recording my life because weird things are attracted to me like flies to shit

I am going to tell you something that might not surprise you. People don’t love to read. I would totally look at pretty pictures and funny videos if I could learn everything I needed to know by doing just that. Wouldn’t you? I am so ADD and OCD that sometimes I can’t even re-read my own blog posts. But, don’t tell anyone because that could be a bad look for someone who blogs full time. HA! Anyway, watching a video is so much fun. I wish I had my camera on me for so many experiences I have had along… Continue Reading

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I Am A Shorty Awards Finalist in Blogger: MelanysGuydlines

By on March 2, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits, Snarky

I AM A FINALIST FOR THE SHORTY AWARD IN BLOGGER!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL ALL 577 NOMINATIONS! The official announcement went out in the The Hollywood Reporter today!! Plus, I was the fan favorite, which is awesome and a special distinction for having the most nominations in the blogger category!!! I am a proud Vox Populi Shorty Award winner in blogger for 2015. The Vox Populi is a distinction given to finalists with exemplary campaigns and the most nominations. I am so excited and honored to be listed along side some of the most talented celebrities, actors, actresses,… Continue Reading

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32 Snarky Relationships Tips from My Dog Teddy Brewski- PART 2

By on February 27, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships
32 snarky relationship tips from my dog Teddy brewski - part 2

There are so many posts on this site that sometimes I forget snarky nuggets I have written. Thankfully, there are sites that help me get content to you without it being lost in the blogosphere forever such as StumbleUpon. If you don’t know it, you should. You could spend the rest of your life on that site and never get up to go to the bathroom. I don’t recommend it because I dated a guy that did things like that and I think he is still sitting in front of his computer, but I do recommend allotting a certain amount… Continue Reading

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What Is A Social Media Influencer?

By on February 24, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships
What is a social media influencer?

  People always ask me what a social media influencer is and what it is that I do for a living? Well, besides being a snarky blogger, I work as an influencer for some great companies. A company that knows the importance of influencers is Cox Business. They are the same company behind the #GetStarted events that take place around the country and supports small businesses and entrepreneurs. They are also the great company that sent me to the UFC fight where I got to fight with the Ice Man himself (not really, but kinda). Tomorrow, I am going back… Continue Reading

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An Open Letter to MelanysGuydlines Fans, Friends and Followers:

By on February 18, 2015 in Relationships
An open letter to MelanysGuydlines fans, friends and followers

  Please nominate MelanysGuydlines (a.k.a. Melanyb12 on twitter) for a Shorty Award in the blogger category. The Shorty awards are the Oscars for Social Media. It would be a huge honor to take home this prize and I am currently in the number one position with 555 nominations but the contest ends (tomorrow) this Thursday February 19, 2015 and the person behind me is getting close. Nominations are only available via Twitter so you must have an active account to nominate. Past honors have gone to celebs and social media stars including Jerry Seinfeld, Will Ferrell, Tracy Morgan, Andrew WK… Continue Reading

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Are You Ready For The College Hoops Tournament? Win $400 From Retro Brand: 3 Winners

By on February 16, 2015 in Goodies
Are you ready for college hoops?

  Why hello there! How many of you caught the SNL 40th Anniversary special last night? What did you think? I loved it. Great show! I could have had #morecowbell #sitdownkanye and Eddie Murphy’s laugh should have made an appearance. Also, where was Drunk Uncle? The only person I saw was David Spade with a mini bottle? Snarky! Anyway….. Love me some laughs and sports obviously from the title of this post! Well, we are all sad that football season is over but do you know what that means? It means that it is almost College Hoops Tournament time. Basketball!… Continue Reading

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Valentine’s Day: Who Needs Cupid When You Have eHarmony?

By on February 12, 2015 in Relationships
Valentines Day: Who Needs Cupid When you have eHarmony?

Valentine’s Day is a special holiday and if you get lucky enough maybe it will be warm, fuzzy and touchy-feely in all the right places. I like warm and fuzzy. Who doesn’t? Who are you going to get touchy-feely with and where will you find this person? You don’t want to just spend this holiday with just anyone do you? You deserve better than that and so do I! Combined with the pressure to find that perfect someone and because your parents want grandchildren before they are too old, the search can become overwhelming and exhausting. But, you have to… Continue Reading

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What Do You Really Know About Singles In America?

By on February 11, 2015 in Relationships
Singles In America study by Match.com

I was excited to be invited to Match.com’s event for #SinglesInAmerica again this year. For five years, Match.com has brought America’s most detailed study on singles and their beliefs and behaviors. This year they surveyed more than 5,600 diverse singles from all races, ages and walks of life with the help of ResearchNow and Dr. Helen Fisher (an expert on dating). The survey aims at representing real single people. It is not just aimed at Match.com users and is super comprehensive. The event was so successful that the #SinglesInAmerica trended on twitter for the third year in a row! I… Continue Reading

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The Best Part of the Grammy’s Were The Snarky Tweets

By on February 9, 2015 in Snarky
The best part of the Grammy's were the Snarky tweets!

The best part of the Grammys were the snarky tweets…and, not just from me! There are so many funny people on twitter and that is why it’s my favorite. Every day I am supplied with hearty laughs from the snarky people on twitter. I can’t get enough. It is like I am addicted. But, when an award show airs – you can guarantee I am tweeting like a mad woman. There is too much to comment about and it is a lot less annoying than being that person who always talks through awards shows. I was guilty of being that… Continue Reading

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