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The Best TV Shows To Snuggle Up And Watch With Your Boyfriend

By on June 12, 2015 in Relationships
The Best TV Shows To Snuggle Up And Watch With Your Boyfriend

It is my BIRTHDAY today so why not have Laura (one of our writers) post so I can continue to celebrate? Let’s talk TV shows and snuggling with boyfriends. Take it away….. We all love to lounge around in our comfortable clothes after a long day at work. If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend who wants to spend time with you, it might be wise to plan your viewing schedule in advance. The issue is that most of the best TV shows are made up of hundreds of episodes at the current time. So, starting to watch… Continue Reading

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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

By on June 11, 2015 in Snarky
Blow Me it's my bday!

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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I Created A Snarky Holiday

By on June 8, 2015 in Snarky
If doughnuts can have a holiday, I can create a new holiday. National don't be an asshole day. Now, who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

Today is the beginning of my birthday week! Yay! My mom is flying (to Arizona and yes it is hot) to play with me all week long so I will probably be doing a lot more shopping and a lot less blogging. I hope you can forgive me if I am a little MIA for the next few days but I need to shop and shop some more. But, before I go I  leave you with a snarky guydline for your viewing pleasure. This is for all of you posting pics of fried dough while I am on a cleanse…. Continue Reading

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Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

By on June 3, 2015 in Goodies
Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

I just hung up the phone with my mother discussing the difficulty in finding a cool Father’s Day card. I mean, why is it so hard to get something unique or funny for him? Is that too much to ask for on his day? Do I need to customize a card for him? Thankfully, I found a gift that I can customize for my dad. How cool does that sound? SHHH…… don’t tell him but I am getting him the DROID Turbo by Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon. You know I never like to be the same as anyone else… Continue Reading

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The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

By on June 1, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

  Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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A Guide to Staying Connected to Your Long-Distance BFF

By on May 27, 2015 in Relationships

Please enjoy this guest post! This time we are talking BFF’s and how important it is to stay connected no matter how far away the two of you live from one another. (I totally agree that surprising a BFF is super fun and she will love you for it. My BFF always surprised me for every Birthday until I moved to be closer to her in Arizona.) Enjoy and thank you for the tips! Your BFF is your rock, your everything. She knows you so well that she can even finish your sentences. Whether you’ve had the same best friend… Continue Reading

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Bang Your Head…Carefully

By on May 20, 2015 in Goodies
Bang Your Head..carefully

Bang your head….carefully! I write a blog but it doesn’t always mean I follow my own advice 100% of the time. I’m human! Plus, I can’t be held accountable when some good tunes come on from Metallica or Godsmack. And…..Teddy Brewski accidentally gave me a black eye. Don’t worry- I’m not pressing charges. But, I have frozen broccoli on my face and think the least he can do is get me some frozen corn for tomorrow. Still waiting to see if I’m concussed but pretty sure I am because I watched The Bachelorette and Dancing With The Stars. Question is… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky

By on May 13, 2015 in Snarky
Why People Like Memes 4

I have not done an installment of “Why People Like Memes” in a few months and since I am moving slower than my ex-boyfriend running for the last piece of cake at a party, I am pleased to present you with a few extra guydlines for your snarky, reading pleasure. Enjoy and hope you are having a stellar Tuesday morning. BTW – I am using the number 4 for this one since I get confused the higher the Roman Numeral goes. K? Better to be safe than sorry and called out by trolls later down the line, right? I am… Continue Reading

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Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

By on May 7, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits
Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout

I have Matt Williams rookie card in mint condition. My sister was the only girl invited to Barry Bonds birthday party when she was 7. My mom bowled with some of the wives from the SF Giants team circa 70’s and I learned how to fire a softball from the hot corner when I was just a little, snarky one. I grew up playing every sport under the sun. By the time I was in high school, I was an annoying date for any baseball game since I had the ability (and still do) to call pitch location before the… Continue Reading

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Exclusive Interview with Jane Seymour on Social Hangout: Mother’s Day

By on May 6, 2015 in Goodies, Relationships
Jane Seymour

Happy Mother’s Day week! If your mother is anything like mine she deserves to be honored 365 days a year. She has been there for me through both good and bad times. One day is not enough to thank her for everything she does and continues to do for me. I love my mom! She is a rockstar and the Queen Supreme of snark. In case you missed it, I had the privilege of interviewing Jane Seymour on Social Hangout last week talking about our mothers and Mother’s Day. BTW….I am the new co-host of Social Hangout on Fridays so… Continue Reading

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Summer Festival Fashion and Safety Guide

By on May 4, 2015 in Goodies
Summer Festival Fashion and Safety Guide

Please enjoy this guest post from Rachel Elliott about some of my favorite topics….summer, festivals, fashion and more! Take it away Rachel…..drum roll and guitar riffs please…..   Summer is just around the corner and with it comes summer music festivals. Coachella, one of the first major festivals of the year, has just ended, and while it tends to set the scene for the year’s festival fashions, you don’t have to feel like you missed out if you couldn’t attend. There are tons and tons of other big and small music festivals all summer long, so get yourself in the… Continue Reading

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