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6 Things You’re Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it

6 Things You're Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it

I have a special treat for you today! We have a guest post from a guy’s perspective! Too bad I am guilty of some of these things (5 and 6). HA. Take it away Patrick! Guys love girls. We love the way they smell. We love the way they walk. We love the way they dress in the summer, and the way they snuggle up to us at night. We love it when they laugh at our jokes. And when they let down their hair. Guys love girls but, still, there are a few things girls do that we don’t… Continue Reading

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Happy Hannukah

Happy Hannukah

Teddy Brewski and I would like to wish all of our friends celebrating a very happy and healthy Hannukah! “May the lights of Hannukah use a better world for mankind”  – Unknown Author       **Stay snarky my friends!**

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NFL Fall Fashion Picks: Cheering The Cardinals To The Playoffs

I am a fan of a lot of things but some of my most passionate fanaticisms come in the form of favorite sporting teams and fashion! Sports and fashion go together for me like peanut butter & jelly, snarky & Melanysguydlines and Teddy Brewski & Melany Berger, and…well, you get it. I am a sporty chick, but just because I can throw and catch a ball better than most men, does not mean I don’t know how to dress for a sporting event. Trust me. There is a right and wrong way to dress for a football game and you… Continue Reading

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The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016

The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016

  And it is time to throw it over to Laura for another great post! Take it away…… drum roll please: The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016 – take notes! We are all on a mission to find the right person for us. Whether we are aware of it or not. Some of us are lucky enough to find ‘the one’ very quickly and make the whole process seem easy and carefree. But for the rest of us struggle to find anybody and always question what is going wrong. It’s important to remember that… Continue Reading

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#GivingTuesday: MelanysGuydlines Sponsors Push For Love’s Holiday Benefit For Sunshine Acres Children’s Home

#GivingTuesday: MelanysGuydlines Sponsors Push For Love’s Holiday Benefit For Sunshine Acres Children’s Home

Happy #GivingTuesday! With so many shopping days such as Black Friday and Cyber Monday, I love this idea of having a day that is dedicated to giving back. Giving back comes in many different shapes and forms but the goal of #GivingTuesday is that we all come together with the common theme to give back to our community, organizations and more on this special day. This year, I am pleased to announce that Melanysguydlines is a proud sponsor of the Push For Love by Push Models giving back to Sunshine Acres Children’s Home. Melanysguydlines is a proud sponsor of the… Continue Reading

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Must Have Gift For Your Dog: Wisdom Panel® 3.0 DNA Test

Must Have Gift For Your Dog: Wisdom Panel® 3.0 DNA Test

We all know how much I love my dog right? Teddy Brewski is my best friend, the best boyfriend and my furry child. He is a fluffy and integral part of my family and I would do anything to ensure he lives the happiest, healthiest and snarkiest life I can provide for him. He is the cutest and (sometimes) the best-behaved dog ever! Plus, he just hit 2020 followers on IG and getting close to 3000 on Twitter! Wow. Shhhh don’t let it go to his head, ok? HA! But, what do you get a dog that has everything for… Continue Reading

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‘Tis The Season: Win a GoPro Hero Plus LCD Waterproof Camera

Win a go pro hero lcd camera

  Shopping for the holidays can be tough so let me make it easier on you! Remember when I gave away a Go Pro a few months back? Well, I have another one right here just for you. Win it for yourself or for a loved one. What a great gift, right? I wanted to keep it but I you have been so awesome that I am giving it away to one lucky winner! Let me remind you how cool this Go Pro camera is: Key Features: All-in-one awesome + touch-display convenience. Camera integrated in waterproof casing Ultra wide-angle glass… Continue Reading

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Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving! And…. Classic TBT avi image for you! And…if you missed it yesterday, I wrote a thank list for you snarky people. It ain’t your mommas thank list. Gettting back to my snarky roots and it feels so good. It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? It has been a wild… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Weird Things You Didn’t Know You Could do With Makeup

Weird Things You Didn't Know You Could do With Makeup

And another great post from Laura about one of my favorite things to buy and wear: MAKEUP!! Some good tips here! Take note. Love the gold sparkle eye shadow if it is placed correctly.  Makeup is great. It can enhance our best features, and hide things we don’t feel so confident about. Not only that, one item can usually double up to do more than you thought possible! The truth is, you can do a few weird things with your makeup. Continue reading to find out what they are… Get Bigger Lips You don’t need to go and have Kylie… Continue Reading

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The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover

The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover

Here are some great tips from Laura for your guy! Remember….a man should be stylin’ too!!…. Take it away…… It’s an unfortunate truth that many guys simply don’t know how to dress well. It’s part of what makes them charming, but sometimes we’d like them to at least know how to make the effort. If you’re going to a formal event, you can feel a little uneasy if your partner isn’t quite dressed for the occasion. I’m here to help you give him a little advice and turn him into a style icon you can be proud of. Where do… Continue Reading

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Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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