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Pringles® Summer Jam: Rock, Eat, Play & Win Live Nation Concert VIP Style

Pringles® Summer Jam: Rock, Eat, Play & Win VIP Style

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Pringles® Summer Jam. It is the summer time and you know what that means? It’s time for concerts, parties and food. We all know I worked in the music business doing marketing for rock bands and I am a huge rocker myself. I love everything music (and musicians too wink, wink)! Music is the soundtrack of our lives. It is there when we are happy and when we are sad. It is a reminder of the best and worst of times. I can remember what song was playing during… Continue Reading

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Join Me On Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town With Miz Meliz Tonight 7/14

Join Me On Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town With Melissa Reyes Tonight 7/14

One of my favorite southern California Lady Bloggers has created a cool new show called, “Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town” and she has invited me to be a guest this today Tuesday, July 14 at 6PM. It is streams live via Blab and Meerkat. Jump on it as it is sure to be a great show plus it is Melissa’s Birthday so we will be partying Tinsel Town style. BTW – I thought it was a podcast a first since I had never heard of Blab and had to clarify with her about the interface. Good, because I needed… Continue Reading

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I’m On An Influencer Tour With Cox Business Supporting Startups

Get Started 757 with cox business and Inc magazine

As most of you know I spend the better part of my life on a plane or traveling in a car with my boyfriend a.k.a. my suitcase. He is great but I just wish he would carry his own stuff because I am tired of pushing him around. What’s the fun in that? While working in the music business I always thought I would be on tour with a rock band but find myself 10 years later touring cities I have never been to while representing Cox Business and Inc. Magazine at stellar events around the country. I support and… Continue Reading

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Win $200 of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

Win $200 Worth of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

If you know me you know I love my gold jewels. You will rarely find me not wearing some sort of bling. Bling in the ears, around the neck, circling my wrists and on the fingers! I need to wear some sort (a lot) of jewelry to feel fully dressed. So, when I received an email from Cate & Chloe with the subject title “Black and Gold Jewelry “I had to read more. These pieces are super snarky and fun just like me and I am excited to share them with you! Plus, Cate and Chloe run a VIP program… Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version

I have been waiting since Mother’s Day to post this photo my mom found of my dad! Guess which one he is? Yep, the one on the left. Nice bird. Ha!! This probably explains where my sense of humor comes from!! Lol. Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy ever! I love you and wish I was there to spend this day together. Thank you for being the best ever! Hugs n’ Kissezz from Gizmo, Teddy Brewski and me of course!! ‪ So, does this explain where I get my snarky from? So, does this explain where I get my… Continue Reading

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Blow Me: It’s My Birthday

NA NA NA NA NA NA you say it’s your birthday! It is my Birthday too…..tomorrow (June 12). But, who is counting? I stopped a long time ago. Cheers to all of you! Thank you for making MelanysGuydlines so much fun. It has been a wild ride these past few years but cheers to many, many more! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors to win tonight)! For my birthday, I want all of you to keep reading, following and sharing (and for the Golden State Warriors… Continue Reading

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I Created A Snarky Holiday

If doughnuts can have a holiday, I can create a new holiday. National don't be an asshole day. Now, who do I need to talk to to make that happen?

Today is the beginning of my birthday week! Yay! My mom is flying (to Arizona and yes it is hot) to play with me all week long so I will probably be doing a lot more shopping and a lot less blogging. I hope you can forgive me if I am a little MIA for the next few days but I need to shop and shop some more. But, before I go I leave you with a snarky guydline for your viewing pleasure. This is for all of you posting pics of fried dough while I am on a cleanse…. Continue Reading

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Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon

I just hung up the phone with my mother discussing the difficulty in finding a cool Father’s Day card. I mean, why is it so hard to get something unique or funny for him? Is that too much to ask for on his day? Do I need to customize a card for him? Thankfully, I found a gift that I can customize for my dad. How cool does that sound? SHHH…… don’t tell him but I am getting him the DROID Turbo by Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon. You know I never like to be the same as anyone else… Continue Reading

The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl

Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend. You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in… Continue Reading

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100,000+ Entries For The PS4 Bundle: The Winner Is….

They don’t call me the snarky queen of giveaways for no reason! I will continue to bring you the best of the best prizes as long as you continue to be the best of the best followers! Deal? CONGRATULATIONS… Continue Reading

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Bang Your Head…Carefully

Bang your head….carefully! I write a blog but it doesn’t always mean I follow my own advice 100% of the time. I’m human! Plus, I can’t be held accountable when some good tunes come on from Metallica or Godsmack. And…..Teddy Brewski accidentally gave me a black eye. Don’t worry- I’m not pressing charges. But, I have frozen broccoli on my face and think the least he can do is get me some frozen corn for tomorrow. Still waiting to see if I’m concussed but pretty sure I am because I watched The Bachelorette and Dancing With The Stars. Question is… Continue Reading

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