Melany's Posts

I know I’m A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

Happy almost Valentines Day! I am doing something I never do this weekend and going out of town without my computer for almost two whole days. Don’t worry; I will have a ton to share with you as I am traveling to Sedona, Arizona for the first time. Sedona is supposed to be magical and I need that right now! My life has been insane and it is time for a little rest and relaxation. I don’t want to spoil the trip so I am trying not to look at pics online so that I can be surprised when I… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Valentine’s Day Fashion Picks: Morana Jewelry

Happy February!! I can’t believe it is already February. Can you? Wow! But, you know what that means. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you should start thinking about what you are going to wear or give your sweetheart for this lovely holiday. Be honest! What woman doesn’t love receiving and wearing awesome jewelry? Don’t worry I am here to introduce you to my new favorite fashion jewelry line that is affordable and has so many options you can be sure to find whatever “blingy” style you are looking to rock! You know I love my jewels… Continue Reading

Sevendust For The Win: 58th GRAMMY Awards Best Metal Performance

Sevendust For The Win: Best Metal Performance For The 58th GRAMMY Awards

As you all know, I am a rocker and pulling for one of my favorite Metal Bands for a Grammy this year a.k.a. Sevendust! I am so excited that they are being recognized as the Rockstars they are with their nomination for “Thank You” as best Metal performance for the 58th GRAMMY Awards. If you have not read my post about my dinner with lead singer Lajon Witherspoon from Sevendust…you should. By now, we all know that I am a rocker and in my past life I worked in the music business doing marketing for rock bands. I bleed rock… Continue Reading

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Beverly Hills Ain’t So 9021-OHHH!

I am in Beverly Hills right now doing one of the most dreaded task a person has to do…..pack a house and move! So, while I am traveling my mom and I thought it would be fun to treat ourselves to a suite at the SLS Hotel. WRONG! This has been anything but relaxing and I would have been better off sleeping on the hardwood floor of my house with no bedding, no electricity, and curled up next to piles of cardboard boxes (which roaches love to breed in- BTW). This hotel charges a lot of money for us to… Continue Reading

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Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016.

It is time to say goodbye to the past and hello to the future! Wishing you all the best for 2016! May it be better than 2015. Thank you to each and every one that supports my blog and my social media endeavors. It truly means the world. If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. Snarky! If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. #Snarky! Click To Tweet Remember to always take time and smell the roses. Be safe and be good to… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year – 2016

I just wanted to take a minute to wish every single one of you a very happy and healthy New Year filled with family and friends. May this year be better than the last!! Thank you all for the support in 2015 and looking forward to 2016! Kissezz, Melany and Teddy… Continue Reading

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Happy Pawlidays

Teddy Brewski and I want to wish all of you a very happy and healthy Pawliday and Holiday Season. Enjoy one another and be good to each other. Kissezz, Teddy Brewski & Melany… Continue Reading

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Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2015

Happy holidays! If you are like me you are still trying to find the “right” gift for your friends and family. This year I thought I would do things a little bit differently and highlight a few products that stood out for me in my never ending emails for holiday gift guide ideas! 1. Since, I am the snarky queen I had to put the Aunty Acid Books on this list. I received the Aunty Acid Office Manual a few months back and it is hysterical. If you don’t know Aunty Acid – you should! I share a lot of… Continue Reading

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Happy Hannukah

Teddy Brewski and I would like to wish all of our friends celebrating a very happy and healthy Hannukah! “May the lights of Hannukah use a better world for mankind” – Unknown Author **Stay snarky my friends!**

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NFL Fall Fashion Picks: Cheering The Cardinals To The Playoffs

I am a fan of a lot of things but some of my most passionate fanaticisms come in the form of favorite sporting teams and fashion! Sports and fashion go together for me like peanut butter & jelly, snarky & Melanysguydlines and Teddy Brewski & Melany Berger, and…well, you get it. I am a sporty chick, but just because I can throw and catch a ball better than most men, does not mean I don’t know how to dress for a sporting event. Trust me. There is a right and wrong way to dress for a football game and you… Continue Reading

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#GivingTuesday: MelanysGuydlines Sponsors Push For Love’s Holiday Benefit For Sunshine Acres Children’s Home

Happy #GivingTuesday! With so many shopping days such as Black Friday and Cyber Monday, I love this idea of having a day that is dedicated to giving back. Giving back comes in many different shapes and forms but the goal of #GivingTuesday is that we all come together with the common theme to give back to our community, organizations and more on this special day. This year, I am pleased to announce that Melanysguydlines is a proud sponsor of the Push For Love by Push Models giving back to Sunshine Acres Children’s Home. Melanysguydlines is a proud sponsor of the… Continue Reading

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