Tonight, Melany’s Guydlines (@melanyb12) will hit 3,000 followers, and we here at the office are shamelessly proud. What’s better than having scores of hilarious “friends” to bolster your internet notoriety? It’s 2013 man, if you don’t have an online posse, you’re a nobody.
Seriously though, we’ve been lucky enough to read some funny shit thanks to some snarky virtual companions. From this point forward we’re going to make a habit of throwing some of our favorite twitter accounts a bone to show our appreciation for your follow.
Five Followers That Crack Us Up
@chucklesdowner
Take your old rickety tweet from 6 months ago,spruce it up w/ some strategically placed hashtags & flip it to the people for a 50 RT profit
— Chuckles Downer (@ChucklesDowner) May 28, 2013
You guys ever look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 'how the F&$K did I get this much peanut butter on my face?'
— Chuckles Downer (@ChucklesDowner) May 28, 2013
@SmashAshSmash
https://twitter.com/SmashAshSmash/status/339496656074600449
https://twitter.com/SmashAshSmash/status/339792745923223552
@lwhit_the_boss
Somewhere right now, as we speak, all of our missing socks are hanging out and having a drink and laughing at us
— Laura Whitney (@lwhit_the_boss) May 28, 2013
Whenever someone doesn't answer the door in 5 min I just run because I watch a lot of crime shows so like, I know you're dead in there bro
— Laura Whitney (@lwhit_the_boss) May 15, 2013
@gigglegirlnoel
My version of YOLO is ROLO because Rolos are delicious.
— Madeline (@gigglegirlnoel) January 19, 2013
I'm playing the "how softly can you chew on croutons" game at this quiet dinner.
— Madeline (@gigglegirlnoel) January 16, 2013
@lizziefro
Have to have "the talk" with my 9 yo. "Sure downsizing hurts, but I'm you'll bounce right back once you find a new family."
— Lizzie Horton Heat (@Lizziefro) May 20, 2013
I'm bored, but not look at your vacation pictures bored.
— Lizzie Horton Heat (@Lizziefro) April 29, 2013
Followers With Top Notch Handles
Take Thy Dump @idumpugood
– An office favorite
SgtButtCheeks @sgtbuttcheeks
– You better have an incredible ass, dude.
Figgy Twiggy @honeysausage
– Yep, these are our readers.
Followers We Love For Their Support (& Snark)!!!
And if you haven’t already, make sure to follow the whole MGL team!
Melany @Melanyb12
Libby @schlibby
Matt @SonOfHilljack
CONGRATS lovey! Smooch!
Thanks!!! Appreciate the comment and new friend!